It's the PITS!!
so, i've started a new club. it's called "sweaters anonymous. i'll start us off" Hi My name is Danielle Rupp and i have a sweating problem." oh- you laugh, but you have no idea how serious of an issue this is for me. i don't glow like most girls do and i don't "perspire" either. i down right sweat buckets. it doesn't matter if it's hot, cold, humid, or windy- i sweat. out of all the things in life that are unsure, i can count on 1 thing- sweat. and with sweat comes pit stains- now that is embarrasing. do you understand how annoying it is to have to change shirts multiple times a day because of this problem. do you understand my pain when i have to go back to my room and use my hair dryer, not to dry my hair, but to dry my underarms? i'm not trying to be gross. i'm just trying to give you a glimpse of the life i live as a sweater. i've tried perscription deoderant, but have a bad habit of forgetting to use it. maybe more consistency with that would help. who knows. but i do know one thing despite the outrageous amount of deoderant i use, it is no use. i will sweat. i AM a sweater. SWEATERS UNITE!
posted by daru @ Saturday, April 16, 2005
5 Comments:
i forgot to add that the first SA meeting will be tuesday at 9:30. come as you are, pit stains and all!
you didn't give the 20 for the meeting. where's it gonna be?
and i don't know if i'll be able to find that picture with the stain before school's out. it may be at home.
--you know who i am, and this is sweaters anonymous.
the meeting location is yet to be determined. my advice to you is to follow the odor. you'll find us.
i'm sure you'll find me first.
Well dani a friend and i feel the pain as well, as fellow sweaters. We are very PROUD of our pit stains not embarassed. However it is getting old and we would like help as well. let us know how to eliminate our enormous pit stains..we're glad to konw we're not alone.
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